Okay, so the Soiled Pants dude reads the Sunday Times.....
This has thrown a whole new spanner into the works. He appears to have the intelligence to read the Sunday Times, but either cannot see that his pants are soiled, or does not care. But if he does not care, then why care about the contents of the paper. Perhaps this is a nonsensical jump of logic on my part, but you would think that a Sunday Times reader would place some value on not soiling pants.
In fact, why not use the paper to line your pants so they don't get soiled??. Perhaps this is what he is doing, but he discovered it too late to save those checked bad bouys. Fcuking beats me.
